So this is one of my rare attempts at making an entire personal site without quitting halfway through out of boredom or frustration, or some combination of factors. I don't know that there's anything at all of interest around here, but it contains some of the things that are important to me, so if you don't enjoy it, you'll just have to bite me, won't you? Anyway, it's not as though I'm holding a gun to your head, so feel free to leave whenever. I won't cry, trust me.

If you like me, buy my stuff. I need money. If you don't like me, buy my stuff. I need money and you can burn it after you receive it; that way, I get money and you get a feeling of personal satisfaction.

Okay, the guestbook is down forever because nobody but idiot spambots use it. Like, what kind of retard is going to go "OMG, someone spammed her guestbook with a virus-laden porn link! I wanna go there!"??